Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

chirs

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

Robin, get in the batmobile.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

just sit down and dont be a Jew

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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