- Anti Joke

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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These Jokes suck.

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

speech and debate.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

Womens' Rights

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.