- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A man walks into a bar.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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