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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

womens rights

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

Kathy Griffin.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

What's funnier than 24? 25

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