Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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