Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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Your time.

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