What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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