- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

How do you spell eight? 8

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

What is 9 + 10? 21

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

What did the man with cancer do? Die

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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