What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

boobs.

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

The awkward moment when you have cancer.

Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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