What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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