What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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hello

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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this is not a joke

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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