- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

Obama

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

one day i went to bed

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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