Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

Knock knock. Death.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

Women Sports.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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