What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

knock knock. come in.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

vaginas are pretty!!!!

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

Jews

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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