Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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I drive a 'rarri

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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