- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

Black History Month

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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