- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

men, men like men= men+bed

Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

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