Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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What's an Anti Joke?

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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