What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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penis

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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Pickles

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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The 13th Amendment...

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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