- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

girls basketball

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

pickle juice?

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

fack me in the ace! CC

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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