- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

An English man walks into a pub.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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