An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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That's not what she said.

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Once upon a cross

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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vaginas

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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