- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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