- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

What looks like a dick? A penis

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Netflix and chill

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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