- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

This is a joke setup.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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