- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

-Knock Knock -Come in!

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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