Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

why does column have a letter n?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

whats 2+2? 4

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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