what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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