What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

Spell: “This word”

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

your mother hates you

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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