The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

sarah taylor

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...