- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

A guy has cancer. He dies.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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