- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

What did the man without a tongue say...

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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