- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

I was so fat I went on a diet

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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