- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

i saw your mom, i said hi

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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