Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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