Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

Like this joke, bitch.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

an athiest walks into a church

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

what's brown and sticky? A stick

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