what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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hey guys what's up?

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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