What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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How are you? Yes

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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