- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Poop

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Women's rights.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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