Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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See now that is confident and down to earth, reasonable, and all the etc etc`s, so what would you like me to fill them in with? Joking aside, you are smart, funny, you take a beating (sorry that`s today`s new low point, I have never hit a woman and never will, sure I punched down the GigaLesb when she lifted me up and my spine started making cracking noises, but that does not technically count as a woman). You are sweet, you are cute, you are funny, you are hot hot hot (hattrick see?), and yeah yeah if you want me to prove to people here that we know each other, sure, I met you once like 15 years ago? You kinda adored me, I could not take my eyes of yours (oh yeah, you got adorable eyes sure), and... You got huge breasts (Tits are more like those hanging you know what I mean) Sigh sometimes a boy wonders what he is doing with his life, he falls for the strangest girls... ...AND THEN SAID BOY FINDS HIMSELF BROKEN IN TWINE BY ME!

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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