What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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Anti Joke

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