- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

hey bill!

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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