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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

i like turtals and kids

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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