What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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poo is yummy

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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