- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hi to the world fromthe world

How old is victor? Half past dead

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

You know what is not cool? Fire.

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who is awesome? no one...

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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