Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

wood cant chuck wood

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

Pain Olympics.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

why is john so fat years of over eating

a man is running away

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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