- Anti Joke

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

squirrels with massive bonerss

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

matty russel are you on here

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

Justin Bieber got laid

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.