Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What just hit my face? The floor

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Niki Minaj's ass

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You're*

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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your father died

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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