an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

Stop being a centipede

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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