How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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I'm banging your sister.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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